Yo Momma's a Liar!

To my precious almost 4 yr old monkey:

I hate to break it to you, but your Mommy's a liar.

The neighbor boys do not always have homework.

The neighbor boys do not take naps.

Eating vegetables will not give you big muscles like Benny.

Dr. Arar's special candy is in fact, medicine.

Your happy meal toys aren't lost, they are in the garbage.

You won't have to get a straw at the hospital everytime you do something dangerous.

We are not always going to be late to school if you don't hurry up.

When daddy and I say we are going to boring meetings, sometimes we are actually doing something fun.

Just because we say it has eggs in it doesn't mean it really does.

Even when you get really big, you will not be allowed to have a Spiderman birthday party.

But I do not lie when I tell you you are the best son anyone could have and I love you more than you could ever know.